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You humans are an interesting species, and I love to hear things from your perspective, so don’t hesitate to reach out or send me a book for dinner. * I won’t bite. I promise. Or at least I rarely do. Besides, no human has ever lived to complain about it.

I have a feeling that last sentence could have been worded better…

*Please note that any book delivered to my lunchbox should not be expected to be returned to the sender. Regurgitation takes a heavy toll on books.