Your Imaginary Assistant Has Arrived! Part 3

Greetings! The Author Assistant Agency has set a new record of assistant matching these past few months! If this keeps up, they may win the Assistant Award of Excellence! *

Now for the part you’ve all been waiting for–more assistant deliveries!

Meet Sunny, Camille’s glowing dragon who wields OCD and uses it to correct grammar and straighten desks. He’s also great at roasting paper.

Meet Rowen, a hawk who lives off coffee, butter toast, and warning writers to get off the chair before they develop a blood clot.

Meet Skye, one of those rare creatures called “humans”, who can scrounge up free attendance to Realm Makers and can break writer’s block with a touch of her finger!

Meet Fred, a lonely lobster assistant seeking a suitable boss (donated by the courtesy of Eden). He can saw off wordiness with his claws and knows everything about mermaids and pirates. Will you take him?

Notice: Due to the upcoming holidays, the assistant agency will be temporarily closed to applications until after the new year. They thank you for your business, and they hope you’ll be able to survive in the meantime. If not, call 911, that might not help, but it’s worth a try.

*Only if none of the assistants eat, burn, squash, bite, decapitate, impale, singe, or roast their bosses between now and then. Thankfully, we’ve already gone 0.9 seconds without an incident…

18 thoughts on “Your Imaginary Assistant Has Arrived! Part 3

  1. These assistants are just. Wow. Aberdeen and Mariposa, you outdid yourself again!!! 😍😍😍😍
    I can’t wait until the new year! I am still planning on getting my assistant soon so I want to put out the post before too long! I’ll be looking forward to it! ❤️

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  2. These are so perfect!! 😍 The AAA is truly a marvel…I think it should get the Agency of the Year Award or something. 😄 Who knows how many writers you have saved from insanity and ruin?

    And Fred! Aww, he’s so cute!

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